So I was walking to Five Guys for lunch the other day and I parked the Zephrimobile next to this car with a baseball cap sitting in the back windshield. I took one look at it and was like "Man, this guy must really like Ultramarines" then immediately facepalmed. It was the Indianapolis Colts.
I don't pretend to know much of anything about any kind of sport, but I can hold enough of a conversation about football to know who the Colts are, especially considering this past Superbowl. Seriously though, the thing I feel most stupid about is not realizing the similarity sooner.
Now I feel silly, but I know what will make this better.